Are you absolutely out of your mind? How can this be, how is this possible? Do you have any idea how ridiculous this is, that you do not have an answering machine?! ...How do you do it? How do you survive?!
Yes my friends, it can be done! Contrary to popular belief, it is not mandatory to own an answering machine! In fact, statistics show that more homes in Canada are without answering machines than those that have them! (http://www.oee.nrcan.gc.ca/corporate/statistics/neud/dpa/data_e/sheu03/publication_en_036_2.cfm?attr=0) Take a moment of silence...just imagine, a life without the worry and stress of "calling back..."
You, too, can have this stress free, no-call-back life right now, with no down payments and zero percent interest, for a minimal fee of $0.00! Save money! Unplug your answering machine now!
(...On second thought, I'm probably getting voice mail for my cell phone soon, so... give me a call and leave a message! I love getting messages!)
Friday, July 20, 2007
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Ha, your post is hilarious! We don't have an answering machine anymore because we got too stressed out over having to check messages and phone people back, so now if we're not home, well, we're simply not home! And yes, people WILL call again.
Ahhhh...the good old simple life.
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